For Sophisticated Problems
Because sometimes the dumbest solution is the smartest choice.
We believe in the power of stupid simple solutions.
And because we're not smart enough to hide our code (and don't want to), our Dumb Software is open source. No over-engineering, no complexity - just pure, unadulterated simplicity that somehow gets the job done. Like using a rock as a paperweight: it's not elegant, but hey, the papers aren't going anywhere.
Each piece of software is carefully crafted to be as straightforward as humanly possible. Like a michelin star restaurant serving chicken nuggets - Sophisticatedly Simple.
Like what we're doing? Want to encourage more stupid simple solutions?
Here's how you can enable our questionable decision-making:
Come hang out with other people who think our software makes sense. We can't promise intelligent conversation, but we can promise it'll be entertaining.
Watch us make dumb decisions in real-time. Star our repos, fork our code, and join the revolution of stupid simple solutions.
The more caffeine we consume, the dumber (and somehow more useful) our software gets. Help fuel our DumbIdeas.
No refunds, but we promise to spend your money on more coffee and possibly a rubber duck for debugging.